the best part of being a thief is hearing stuff like this...

### [Vash says (in common), 'i am the char formerly known as vash']
### [Maimer tells Merous (in common), 'tintin is a terminal type program... it is not going to sense keyboard position']
### [DarkClaw tells Mystaya (in common), 'Want me to start a rumor for you?']
### [Kollen says (in common), 'the autodialer is stuck in stalk']
### [Garf group-tells (in common), 'i like to throw sand in their faces!']
### [Somewhere, Mylk whispers, 'You're umm.. not wearing any pants.'.]
### Booze killed by Booze at A Rowdy Saloon
### An angel of goodness killed by Lucifer at Gallow hill
### [Belsambar says (in common), 'if I could remember who's in my area and female, it'd be one thing...']
### [Tiberius says (in common), 'We breast be gettin inside where its a bit hooter']
### [Xtaviant yells (in common), 'well, I can't *guarantee* my friendliness']
### [Craige tells Serge (in common), 'hahaha, then the grelim is all alone. He'll eat himself to death']
### [Tiberius tells Isolas (in common), 'leave your animal sex out of this.. piggyback ride.. disgusting!']
### [Somewhere, Xallus BITES!!!! a gingerbread man's head off! OUCH!]
### [Somewhere, Isolas handcuffs himself to the fountain] (this some kind of protest?)
### [Vash says (in common), 'stop stealing my clothes']
### [Somewhere, Zeks makes a funny face and gives it to you. Isn't that sweet!]
### [Korran yells (in common), 'Yes we might get more, if we didnt have to lug around all this Geritol']
### [Azeworai says (in common), 'someone stole my shit!'] (he musta meant SHIRT, right? Otherwise there's a stinky thief out there :P)
### [Saige says (in common), 'hes to big for you i swing maim MUDLIATE and hes to big for me :P'] (MUDLIATE! I think that should be a new damage verb! :)
### [Somewhere, Widge mutters a few words a headless chicken appears]
### [The zombie says, 'Bliss shall DIE!'] (What is this? Zombies threatening immortals?)
### [Ryo says (in common), 'out of all the things i lost, i miss my mind the most']
### [Somewhere, BeAcH wears a red string bikini with a thing] (With a thing? What thing?)
### [Somewhere, Cynder can whine when she wants, where she wants and to whomever she wants]
### [Sabella yells (in common), 'How about you do me in places we aren't allowed to talk about instead?']
### [Somewhere, DarkClaw brushes off Valin's hiney.]
### [Branta tells Dax (in common), 'My ego has a bad rep around here. ;)']
### [Armalag says (in common), 'hmm. need another person if you just want to watch']
### [Somewhere, Garland pinches your cheek (yes, on your FACE)]
### [Melisa tells Azeworai (in gnomish), 'fueling up on heartache and cheap wine']
### [Tranquility says (in common), 'She didn't try to wash the kitten's head']
### [Somewhere, Boucho eats the computer's bowels]
### [Gulotor tells Kethran (in common), 'well dern what im i gonna do with this 5str']
### [Isolas tells MissFit (in common), 'So ya promise you'll start stalking me?']
### [Somewhere, Baal takes a craker out of his bag and eats it, out of rage!!!]
### [Seraph says (in common), 'I'm must be one of the sexest ppl on here everyone looks at me']
### [Somewhere, Christoph juggles some flaming wolverines for your amusement.]
### [Somewhere, Oook wants to spit a rat.]
### [Pikonah yells (in common), 'I only want you for your body.']
### [Abe says (in common), 'The dreaded musk ox of Fate can usually be found cramming his snout into buckets of cool whip near the Oort Range']
### [Uginn tells Ratchus (in common), 'i feel sooo bad killing all these playing children and little girls']
### [Mystaya says (in common), 'no, never die with him'] (Is there a better person to die with?)
### [Somewhere, Ptarchyzk utters the words 'useu pthi smana'.]
### [Somewhere, Phlegm grooms his lice.] EW!
### [Isolas says (in elven), 'And your third fiancee didn't show'] (someone needs to look somewhere new for fiancees)
### [Valgar tells Valgar (in common), 'I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver']
### [Somewhere, Jynx hides his pink "puffed sleeved"shirt in the bottom of his rucksack]
### [Somewhere, WaffleTree grows waffles]
### [Serene says (in common), 'I'll strip for you']
### [Wylin yells (in common), 'I'll not be your coochie mama']
### [Barry tells Wish (in common), 'i find lying most useful, it keeps your enemies from knowing too much..']
### [Somewhere, Tyrn shows off his new tights]
### [Weezer says (in common), 'I AM FEARLESS!!! *hide*']
### [Boyardee says (in common), 'info3 might be fun too'] (It is, it is!)
### [Heere tells Spasm (in common), 'thank you for your time. Do you know how disgusting it is to drink from a fishes bladder.']
### [Karyna tells Garland (in common), '*kiss* ']  followed immediately by ### [Garland tells Karyna (in common), 'I'd love to return those, but i'd have to do it out of character :P']
### [Wolfwood says (in common), 'The tests never proved I was your father. So, no you are not a mushroom.']
### [Scelus says (in common), 'you have nice fruit']
### [Dakkon says (in common), 'actually, I prefer ginger ale!!! a real man's drink!']
### [Ibicus tells WarMachine (in common), 'That went over like a fart in chruch'] (ewww!)
### [Somewhere, DarkClaw watches as the zombie's hiney catches on fire.]
### [Maeron says (in gnomish), 'I haven't gone to the bathroom in 741 hours']
### [Somewhere, Harkle sings, 'deeeeeeeeeeeeeead puppies....deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead puppies...deeeeeeeeeeeead puppies aren't much fun..]
### [Gup says (in common), 'excuse me, I need to go play with my fetish']
### [Lexie tells Vex (in common), '*smooch*! (for all you snoopyinfoweeners it was wet and yummy!)']
### [Valo says (in common), 'where are the half elven strippers?']
### [Maeron says (in gnomish), 'I feel bad when you feel guilty']
### [Melisa says, 'i hate mhen my screen in cover with slavia']
### [DarkClaw says, 'I'm the ex-Queen of cybersex, so there BETTER be room for me!']  followed by:
### [DarkClaw says, 'I'm not easy, but we can discuss it.']
### [Tiberius tells Pez, 'I wish i were as funny as you :)']
### [Kahlan group-tells, 'Man I hate that character Daisy']  followed immediately by:
### [Daisy group-tells, 'me too :(']
### [Somewhere, Lexie squeezes Kaldred's pinky finger until it turns purple]
### [Drakar tells DarkClaw, 'I'm so breathtaking I stop time :P']
### [Sylt says, 'i love info'] (me too!)
### [Somewhere, Melisa checks Wylin for fingerprints]
### [Carrie tells Lexie, 'your tounge free yet']
### [Somewhere, Floyd utters the words, 'locate cool things']
### [Lorax tells Rath, 'Maimer cants, 'Someone tell Rath how much Maimer loves him!'.']
### [Boyardee says, 'drink enough and you'll fly']
### [Wunk says (in common), 'i don't think i shall see anything as beautiful until i see 13 naked women']
### [Somewhere, Boromir pulls a chocolate rabbit out of his hat and dangles it]
### [Cain tells Range (in common), 'when i slap u u follow me']
### [Somewhere, Natilena hates info] (But why!?)
### [Yoman group-tells (in common), 'lets see if you get exp while resting']
### [Wylin tells Garland (in common), 'and being friends they couldn't cut a finger off a friend.. so they get the busboy']
### [Melisa says (in gnomish), 'blah people at work actally want me to work'] (Nooooo!)
### [Natilena says (in common), 'i'm such a bad bad elf']
### [Jarid tells Weezer, 'tell me, is this 'Jarid' the National mascotte of the subway?']
### [Isolas tells Isolas (in elven), 'Lookin' good today!']
### [Zip says (in common), 'I usually just let you pass by unless you hit me.'] (does this strike anyone else as odd?)
### [Saryio yells (in common), 'PROTECT THE KILLERS! ATTACK THE INNOCENT! BANZAI!!']
### [Natilena says (in common), 'though how I got sidetracked from boots to useless kitchen utensils I don't know']
### [Dyanne tells Judge (in common), 'I have to leave or else I'll keep stealing. I can't help myself!!!']
### [Kodak says (in common), 'There's no time for questions, just shut up and hand over the loot!']
### [Boyardee says (in common), 'no more fondle']
### [Somewhere, Belsambar says (muffled),'Hey....it's almost as bad as when Okk swallowed me!']
### [Skie says (in common), 'You know.. for a sociopath.. you sure know how to safesit']
### [Talyn tells Uriel (in common), 'I will always be wearing too much clothing for YOU :P']
### [Maeron says (in drow), 'that might make me lonely and guilty']
### [Uriel says (in common), 'im a midgit dragon']
### [Clytemnestra group-tells (in common), 'As you grow in level, you, too, will rift like the Gods']
### [Adrien tells Clytemnestra (in common), 'In all honesty, I would not feel comfortable sireing you now even if you wanted me too....']'.
### [Somewhere, Helm hides from the almighty Bliss]
### [Somewhere, Wylin gets out his paddle]
### [Somewhere, Adrien wonders if people think he is a girl]
### [Somewhere, Wish quietly lets one of his ten tentacles settle in a strategic position behind Lanfear]
### [Adrien says (in common), 'Im not sure why, by the ill affects of sunlight don't seem to bother me in this realm']
### [Belial says (in common), 'some ppl take this place a bit too serious tho']
### [Lyger says (in common), 'theyve got handbuzzers and water balloons and noses that squeak when you honk them!']
### [Somewhere, Uriel starts using a ghastly voice]
### [Belial says (in common), 'i told her no more cyber with the heathens']
### [Somewhere, Linkin jumps on the mushrooms]
### [Somewhere, Sabella pops the cherry into her mouth.]
### [Ananasi tells Zeks (in common), 'tacos tacos tacos']
### [Tranquility says (in common), 'Do not nibble my ear']
### [Ramza tells Ramza (in common), 'i wonder if i can send myself tells']
### [Icarus says (in common), 'sneak doesn't really work well with 3 zombies following you']
### [A half-elf maid tells Lanfear (in common), 'I'd tell you what the Ice trick is, but Khorlan threatened me he'd kill me if i told you :(']'.
### [Somewhere, Elektra breaks into song and dance 'With a kill kill here, and a kill kill there, here a kill there a kill, everywhere a kill kill...']
### [Somewhere, Aslan does the noisy movie-watcher thing again, and starts yelling out 'yeah! Get 'im!' Sock it to him!']
### [Somewhere, Melisa dose something embarassing for Sylt]
### [Somewhere, Nigel juggles the rod of correction and a massive club]
### [Somewhere, DarkClaw tries to put Triple Humpty back together again.]
### [Somewhere, Valas forgot about short term thingy]
### [Lucretia says (in common), 'he's mad cuz I have breasts, and he doesn't....']
### [Valence says (in elven), 'u know how many crunchies and situps i had to do to gewt tino shape for that Picture?']
followed immediately by: ### [Somewhere, Valence shows off his abs of steel]
### [Salomar says (in common), 'I was born 34 years ago, yet I am 114 years old']
### [Kain tells Wylin (in drow), 'ok, I get it now. thought I was someone else']
### [Silonch tells Triston (in common), 'you did!!! What did he say?'] (this kind of info drives me nuts! What did he say?)
### [Somewhere, Kaldred says, 'Good Dwarf, i have a Dwarfie biscut for you in guild'.]
### [Wunk tells Emacs (in common), 'yeah. crap i shouldn't have eaten that dead frog.']
### [Noctus tells Morphius (in common), 'hush,,,thieves have info']
### [Wylin says (in common), 'you did this before or after you shaved?']
### [Drakar tells Lexie (in common), 'If I was a wart hog, would I still be cute as I am now?']
### [Somewhere, Garland stamps cute on your forehead, WHAM!]
### [Somewhere, Tirant utters the words, 'detect dorothy'.]
### [Teron says (in common), 'any nosy thiefs listening?']
### [Grug says (in ogre), 'Hi this is ogre not french']
### [Dakkon says (in common), 'by dose...she's got by dose!!!']
### [Somewhere, Arianos pulls out a 'special emote' just in case he feels like using it...]
### [RedBaron says (in common), 'how do you think I'd look in a dress?']
### [Slusk says (in common), 'but ever since i cut down on playin, i cut down on dying!']
### [Somewhere, Ograk suddenly flies backwards in a shower of sand and paper bag]
### [Symon says (in common), 'freedom of expression is forbidden here.']
### [Mong says (in common), 'Im a ninja turtle']
### [Somewhere, Percivle jingles his new bells]
### [Somewhere, Symon is a little angel with sharp wings.]
### [Arkady yells (in common), 'I AM KING OF POTATOES!!']
### [Arianas says (in common), 'I must be off, M'lady, I am a bit short for you anyways']
### [Plane says (in common), 'have a extra set of pants i can borrow the draft is killing me']
### [Somewhere, Okenfold shakes his Bon Bon]
### [Whitehawk says (in common), 'ill get warm and cozy.. just ask :)']
### [Kaye tells Alyria (in elven), 'hi, i'm in the master bedchamber, and just got attacked by a nightstalker, do you know where i am?']   *ponder* thought they were in the master bedchamber?
### [Rubicant says (in common), 'naked and playing is always good']
### [Galaphile tells Sargas (in common), 'pf I shouldn't even be helping u, u've made fun of me in the past']
### [Polanthis tells Victoria (in common), 'hun! I told you many times that that could happen, this isn't a chat room!']
### [Kale says (in common), 'See you give Palmer 2k, he rolls his rigged dice, and puts your money in his pocket']
### [Paranoid says (in common), 'is he just a mob?']
### [Sturm group-tells (in common), 'I know better than to tango with Tylorn']   (why? is he a bad dancer?)
### [Stouthbound says (in common), 'off to spank elves']
### [Ibram tells Chronic (in common), '*GASP*, sparky passed me in coolness!!??']
### [Shazam says (in common), 'not a prob was gonna load up on pies at kuroth but now that ive met u i am ok']   (i wanna know who this person is thats better than pies...)
### [Dakkon tells Lorali (in common), 'strange...I just had a vision of a big rollie pollie pumpking rolling down a hill']
### [Gaul tells Quinntum (in common), 'tell me that wasn't an elvis impersonation']
### [Somewhere, the zombie says , 'That's what master Inferno says'.]
### [Somewhere, MikGub sits down on a sofa placed carefully away from her mushroom farm]
### [Doc says (in common), 'my wife gets sooooo pissed when i watch wrestling'] followed immediately by:
### [Doc says (in common), 'i just say hey, you got your melrose place']
### [Somewhere, Clumsyfool looks at you again ... for the first time ...]
### [Shon says (in common), 'dude enchant my hoe']

and quite a ways back jah held an info3 contest, and ive always liked the entries, so, here they are:

### [Unknown told Tiki (in common) 'I don't know how much she weighs.']
### [Somewhere, Opium I leveled 11 times in 2 seconds]
### [Sadow replied to Alive (in common) 'I don't have a wide ass...']
overheard by zentar:
### Jerald told someone: Man that Zentar's a real jerk, and I hope he hears this.
### [Collosus told Soulscream (in giant) 'having trouble i can not find it. I unzipped it but still not there']
### [Ariel told Asmodai (in common) '(looks between his legs) Yep, I'm a guy']
### [Somewhere, Armand leans close to you and says I always address women with power as Mistress, I hope you find that acceptable]
### [Jyena told Jerald (in common) 'I Beg your Pardon. I do not intend to 'take you' with my pretty eyes]
### [Nazgul told Saruon (in common) 'i have a bad memory? look who misspelled one of the main characters names!']
### [Somewhere, Scar removes his hands]
### [Destiny told Satan (in common) 'You're not from Texas are you?']

if youve overheard something interesting lemme know, and ill post the best ones here, sorta like a contest ;)
(palmer, ptar, get busy *nudge*)

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