Okk: The wisdom of Glop
Fri Apr 27 15:07:06 2001
To: all
There once was a great ogre philosopher who lived in Og.
This one said:

"Listen, my child, and listen well...

"If something is smaller than you and can fit in your mouth, eat it.

"If something is smaller than you, but can't fit in your mouth, kill it.

"If something is the same size as you or slightly larger, best ignore it.

"If it's much bigger than you, run from it!"

Shortly after, Glop was killed by a pack of angry gorillas, but learn from his wisdom anyway.

Be safe.

Love,
Child of Sorrow

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