Eliste yells (in common), 'alright everyone if we could all move to the musicans 
and then we can have Oook preform for us'.

The Stage
[Exits: south]
You are on a small stage on the north side of the dance floor. The 
musicians' padded chairs are placed in a semi-circle, providing most 
of the decorations. Streamers of elfweave hang from the protruding 
branches of the ceiling, lending a festive air. The stage is slightly 
higher then the dance floor, and a small ramp leads down to the south, 
onto the dance floor.
Oook is here.
Isolas is here.
Fobro is here.
Mortimer is here.
A student goes about her business here.
A musician plays elven music here.
A musician plays elven music here.
A musician plays elven music here.
Thalia is singing here.

 
Oook gives a bottle of red wine to Thalia.

Oook gives a wine glass to a musician.

Oook gives a magnum of champagne to a musician.

Oook says (in common), 'Take a set off, boys'.
 
Oook pats a musician on her back.
A musician pats Oook on his back.

Oook stops using a hapless elven bystander.

Oook sends his elf back to the bar.

Fisrad makes A musician say 'Sure thing bud'.

Oook holds a small drum in his hands.

Oook says (in common), 'Okies!'.

Oook says (in common), 'Dance music!'.
 
Oook says (in common), 'I was gonna offer some ogre square dancin', but we not 
so good at making squares'.

Oook says (in common), 'End up with 'squishy shape' dancin''.

Oook says (in common), 'So!'.
 
Oook says (in common), 'I've got a couple tunes that work pretty well to dance 
to'.

Oook says (in common), 'This am Ceremonial Opening Song for the Traditional 
Festival of Squishing Things!'.

Oook says (in common), 'Is good because it has bouncing in it!'.

Oook says (in common), 'Feel free to let your feets fly'.
 
Ihsahn bounces onto Fobro's lap.

Fisrad prepares to bounce.
 
Natilena arrives in a hail of stardust.
 
Slath bursts into tears.

Wylin steps out of nowhere with two beer mugs in his hands.

Tamar flaps her wings.
 
Isolas bounces onto Natilena's lap.

Oook drums a bouncy little beat on his small drum.

Oook chants, 'Long ago come Squishy Thing!'

Oook chants, 'Say 'Up and Down! This am good thing!''

Oook chants, 'Bounce bounce bounce!  Make noise like cow!'

Oook chants, 'Bounce for One What Teach Us How!'
 
Oook bounces up and down in place, beating on the drum.
 
Oook chants, 'Bounce! Bounce! Bounce-bounce-bounce!'
 
Oook chants, 'Others learn what 'Squishy' mean!'

Oook chants, 'Take fat elf and make him lean!'

Oook chants, 'Show Squish to all am only fair!'
 
Oook chants, 'Bounce for One What Tell Us 'Share!''
 
Oook chants as he bounces: 'Bounce! Bounce! Bounce-bounce-bounce!'

Oook chants, 'When time come They squish us flat!'
 
Oook chants, 'Must end to start and that is that!'

Oook chants, 'Squish us, squish us, Great and Small!'

Oook chants, 'Bounce for One What Squish Us All!'

Oook chants, 'BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE!'
 
Oook lands with a final THUMP! and bows.

Fobro bounces around.
Ihsahn bounces around.
Eliste bounces around.
Natilena giggles.

SQUISH!




Oook says (in common), 'I've also got a fun one about teleporting'.

Oook grins toothily.

Oook says (in common), 'I done swiped it'.
 
Fisrad makes A musician say 'Another!'.

Oook says (in common), 'It's a cover piece, if you will'.

Oook says (in common), 'The Teleport Song!'.
 
Oook says (in common), 'Provided by Nyx''.

Oook starts to pound on his drum!
 
Oook chants, 'You say you want to see the world,'
 
Oook chants, 'But you don't want to walk,'

Oook chants, 'You want to meet new people,'
 
Oook chants, 'But you don't want to talk?'

Oook grins mischievously.

Oook chants, 'Do the Teleport!'

Oook chants, 'You put your hand in your bag,'

Oook chants, 'And you pull out a red,'

Oook chants, 'You toss that potion back'

Oook chants, 'And your vision dims to black...'

Oook chants, 'That's the Teleport!'

Oook chants, 'You say they've got you pinned'

Oook chants, 'And they've got you cursed,'

Oook chants, 'They want to see your e-q'

Oook chants, 'But they've got to kill you first?'

Oook chants, 'Do the Teleport!'

Oook chants, 'You put your hand in your bag,'

Oook chants, 'And you pull out a red,'
 
Oook chants, 'You toss that potion back'

Oook chants, 'And your vision dims to black...'

Oook chants, 'That's the Teleport!'

Oook chants, 'You say it's been a hard day'

Oook chants, 'and you've no more to give,'

Oook chants, 'It all went wrong'

Oook chants, 'and you'd rather not live?'

Oook chants, 'Do the Teleport!'

Oook chants, 'You put your hand in your bag,'

Oook chants, 'And you pull out a red,'

Oook chants, 'You toss that potion back'

Oook chants, 'And your vision dims to black...'

Oook chants, 'That's the Teleport!'

Oook chants, 'Let's all do the Teleport!'

Oook bows deeply.

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