whoz tries to hold an auction, and things get out of hand...
Whoz auctions (in common), 'ac3 dmg(5) leather gloves for trade.  Tells pls.'.

Crash gossips (in common), 'holy cow'.

Wunk auctions (in common), 'this is when someone is supposed to auction 1k with 
a :) behind the bid'.

Tynian auctions, '1k :)'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'hehe'.

Wunk auctions (in common), 'hehe'.

Solanthas auctions, '2k :P'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), '2k :P'.

Tynian auctions, 'Make that 2k'.

Tynian auctions, '3k'.

Crash auctions (in common), '[m|AC 9 wis(2) da(2) ] iron tower shield'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), '4k!'.

Tynian auctions, '4.1k'.

Solanthas auctions, 'aww so much money!'.

Solanthas auctions, 'im out!'.

Tiax gossips, '*rofl*'.

Crash auctions (in common), '4.35k'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Lord Tynian... I was asking for a trade... could you 
suggest anything? :)'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), 'uhhh...dang, I'm almost out...4.01k'.

Saruman auctions (in common), '4.5k'.

Tynian auctions, '4.351k'.

Armicron auctions (in common), 'ac3 3dmg leather gloves min bid 100k'.

Crash auctions (in common), '4 X 3.141592.....'.

Tynian auctions, 'I'm offering a trade of gold'.

Tynian auctions, '4.6k'.

Saruman auctions (in common), '5k'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Indeed... many thanks for your most generous offer... 
I will consider it further.'.

Tynian auctions, 'I'll trade you your corpse. *whistle*'.

Wunk auctions (in common), 'ooosh!'.

Whoz auctions (in common), '*whine* *hates being bullied*'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), 'I'll trade you this pretty ball of light Whoz...'.

Tynian auctions, ':)  It was an Immortal suggestion I couldn't resist. :)'.

Tynian auctions, '6k'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Our immortals are unnecessarily bloodthirsty.'.

Tynian auctions, 'Ah, heck 10k'.

Tynian auctions, 'Because I like you'.

Saruman auctions (in common), '11k'.

Tynian auctions, '15k'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Gee ... someone bid against him pls...'.

Solid auctions (in common), '20K!'.

Saruman auctions (in common), '20k'.

Saruman auctions (in common), '21k'.

Tynian auctions, '*grumble* 25k'.

Whoz auctions (in common), '... feel free to pull out at 10.5 million guys'.

Tynian auctions, 'Oh, wait, I'm a bully'.

Kaern auctions (in common), 'heh what are they bidding on?'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Two simples would be kinda nice'.

Crash auctions (in common), 'hehe'.

Roan auctions (in common), 'whats up'.

Tynian auctions, '101k'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Ackk... he's gonna rift ya guys!'.

Crash auctions (in common), '101 small spotted dogs...'.

Solid auctions (in common), '*wince* Tynian wins'.

Tynian auctions, 'Heh heh heh'.

Crash gossips (in common), 'AHHH'.

Roan auctions (in common), 'Tynian stares at everyone....everyone's heart stops 
and everyone dies'.

Saruman auctions (in common), 'Man... Tynian's eq must be really bad if he needs 
that item THAT bad :-)'.

Kaern auctions (in common), 'hmm was that an evil chuckle?'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Sorry... aside from my corpse, no acceptable trades 
are offered.'.

Kaern auctions (in common), 'yes but 101k is spare change :>'.

Midas gossips (in common), 'can someone donate some change...'.

Tynian auctions, 'What would you consider for trade?'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), 'I could offer Trades Whoz...problem is, I haven't 
killed the people who have the items yet :)'.

Tynian auctions, '1'.

Tynian auctions, 'coin'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'I'd consider a pair of ac5+ 5dmg leather sleeves, or an 
ac3+ 5dmg leather wrist item...'.

Whoz auctions (in common), '...must be wearable by me, not inv flagged, not cursed, 
or anything else you might be scheming, Lord Tynian.'.

Armicron auctions (in common), 'snicker'.

Saruman auctions (in common), 'I hope you're not using the contigency fund money for
these auctions Tynian :-)'.

Tynian auctions, 'Where's the trust??'.

Solanthas auctions, 'such demands'.

Grale auctions (in common), '*snicker* indeed'.

Tynian auctions, 'Where's the faith???'.

Crash auctions (in common), 'hehe'.

Solanthas auctions, 'i say you just take them gloves Tyn'.

Crash auctions (in common), 'heh''.

Tynian auctions, 'I'm agry.  Very angry.'.

Tynian auctions, 'Whoz' fill corpse.  Min bid...'.

Tynian auctions, 'Hmm'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Heck... no one warned me it was a bad day to auction.'.

Taim auctions (in common), 'i believe we have faith in the idea that you will scheme 
out of it anyway you can'.

Tynian auctions, 'What would be a good minimum bid?'.

Solanthas auctions, '1 coin?'.

Saruman auctions (in common), '10k'.

Wunk auctions (in halfling), 'hurry and log off Whoz'.

Azeworai auctions (in elven), '100k'.

Saruman auctions (in common), '1M IOU'.

Whoz auctions (in common), '*typo's badly hurrying back to Guild*'.

Tiax auctions, 'min bid for whoz? Or his corpse, cause that would a big difference!'.

Tynian auctions, 'Hmm'.

Kaern auctions (in common), 'I for one would like to buy a charmed Whoz :>'.

Tiax auctions, 'charmed yes..but not charmed?'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Hehe... why?  You have a charming Whoz right here.'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Ack.. Tynian looks at you.'.

Wunk auctions (in common), 'hehe'.

Tiax auctions, 'min bid would be an apple and an egg :)'.

Fei auctions (in common), 'better run whoz'.
Tiax auctions, 'hehe'.

Armicron auctions (in common), 'Ok'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'I daren't run now guys.'.

Taim auctions (in common), 'you should pay me to take his corpse'.

Saruman auctions (in common), 'Tynian.. Whoz ACKED you... now show him :-)'.

Armicron auctions (in common), 'ac8 3dmg 3int metal girth for sale min bid 100k'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'I'm sure I would just make things worse.'.

Tynian auctions, 'Tell ya what, Whoz, I'll fight you for it'.

Tynian auctions, 'If you win, I'll give you both the sleeves and another item'.

Fei auctions (in common), 'hahah'.

Quarnel auctions (in common), '100k'.

Tynian auctions, 'Ready?'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Ugh... pretty sure it's impossible for me to win that 
fight.'.

Fei gossips (in common), 'can i watch?'.

Wunk auctions (in common), 'wait!  i want to watch too!'.

Armicron auctions (in common), 'waiting till this ends then ill auction again'.

Tynian auctions, 'Okay, okay, I'll throw in a simple, too, any wear location'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Gee Tynian... just lemme know what my chances are of 
winning?'.

Saruman auctions (in common), 'Whoz, ask him to switch into a fido'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), 'uhhh....I'd fight for that, but I don't think 
I'd last 2 rounds :P'.

Tynian auctions, 'Spin the wheel, take yer chances ;-)'.

Roan auctions (in common), 'i could fight but i would get stomped reall fast'.

Wylin gossips (in dwarven), 'what if he loses?'.

Tynian auctions, 'I get the +5 item. :)'.

Tynian auctions, 'Tell ya what, I'll sweeten the deal.  A million gold.'.

Wylin gossips (in dwarven), 'do it whoz!'.

Tynian auctions, 'too'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'I don't like this fight.'.

Roan auctions (in common), 'who is fighting'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'I believe the code will not allow me to win it'.

Tynian auctions, 'Okay.  I won't use rift.'.

Kaern auctions (in common), 'hehe'.

Tynian auctions, '<- warms up fireball'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'I respectfully decline the challenge, Lord Tynian 
*sidles off quietly... or TRIES to*'.

Wunk gossips (in common), '*comfort Whoz*'.

Tynian auctions, 'Hrm'.

Tynian auctions, '2 million gold!'.

Armicron auctions (in common), 'dude ill fight for that much'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), 'offer a 5dmg dscale shirt Tyn :)'.

Vex gossips (in common), 'what if you die, do you lose everything?'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Might I request that you set me a challenge I have 
a mortal hope of achieving?  On the same terms?'.

Midas auctions (in common), 'I don't think Implementors should be allowed to 
auction. Doesn't seem fair...'.

Tynian auctions, 'Fair shmair'.

Taim auctions (in common), 'there place they can do what they want'.

Tynian auctions, '*sigh*  Okay, Whoz.  If you don't want to wager, that's fine'.

Fei auctions (in common), 'you could alway just take it from him Tynian'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Indeed.  Implementors... nay God+, have a pretty 
free reign.'.

Midas gossips (in common), 'That's right. He who makes the rules... can make 
the gold?'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Spoken like a big evil bully, Fei :P'.

Tynian gossips, 'That is correct, Midas.  I _can_, if I wish.'.

Armicron auctions (in common), 'is the auction channel open to auction? :)'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), 'it always has been Armicron'.

Armicron auctions (in common), 'ok'.

Whoz auctions (in common), 'Not until Lord Tynian finishes ridiculing me.'.

Belsambar auctions (in common), 'hehe'.

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