Heartsbane: "Something from Simon and Garfunkel"
Fri Nov 1 06:48:46 2002
To: Kinky all
To the tune of "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme"

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
If you are, what will you buy there?
The parsely's off and so is the Thyme...
Besides, the road's a hell of a climb.

That mainly leaves sage, as if I care
But its only good for a roast,
Yet still you're going to Scarborough fair?
Dont blame me, if you end up toast.

Take my advice, and see the Bazarr
Forget sage, rosemary and thyme,
They dont stand up to a good mourning star
Worth the trip, if you've got the time

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