golem ponderings...

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* What's another word for thesaurus?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Take my advice, Wunk, I don't use it anyway.'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* How did a fool and his money get together?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Does fuzzy logic tickle?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* My favorite mythical creature? A nice someone.'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* What do they use to ship styrofoam?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* I saw Elvis. He sat between me, Mithras, and Bigfoot on the UFO.'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it dies* I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared, someone.'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it eyes someone* It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. '.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it eyes Mordith* Is it possible to be totally partial?'.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it eyes Keirdan* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. '.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it eyes Mordith* I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. '.

An animated golem box gossips, '*ponders as it eyes Dimwit* Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! '.

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