Tranquility: Bad Bad Danger Twins
Wed Apr 3 13:06:05 2002
To: All (Cordir, Tripper, Noctus, Belsambar, Adso and Gregar specifically)
If such things bore you, move on. This was written for the Bardic Circle, however
because I used Tripper's followers as examples as well, I wanted him to see it.
I hope everyone enjoys, and for those that do not, I did not post it for you.

To the tune (or lack thereof) of Baa Baa Black Sheep....

Tranquility bats big innocent eyes and stares at the ceiling,
in a perfect impression of Noctus.
Bad Bad Noctus, Have you any bags?
No Ma'am, No Ma'am, I left them with a hag.
One was for you, one was for me...
And one was for a little elf, who fell into a tree.

Tranquility bats big eyes and floats up off of the floor and upside down,
in a perfect impression of Belsambar.
Bad bad Bel Mage, Have you any eggs?
No Sir, No Sir, I left them with my legs.
One was for you, some were for me...
And one was for a little bird, I took out for x-p.

Tranquility bats big innocent moo-eyes while making horns with her index fingers,
in a perfect impression of Adso.
Bad Bad Ad-so, Have you any eggs?
No Ma'am, No Ma'am, I traded them for kegs.
One was for you, one was for me...
and one was for a little boy, I think he's a newbie.

Tranquility struts around and preens her wings,
in a perfect impression of Gregar.
Bad Bad Gre-gar, Have you any bags?
No Ma'am, No Sir, I lost them in some lag.
One was for you, one was for me...
and one was a Magemob, I killed singlehandedly!

Bad Bad DT's, have you any sense?
No Lady, No Tripper, but we know where it went.
Some for Noc & Adso, some for Gregar & Bel...
but where we tried to get it, is where our corpses fell!

Bad Bad DT's, Have you any gear?
No Lady, No Tripper, we left it far and near.
Some was for you, and some was for us,
but if we were much safer, we really wouldn't be us.

All my love to these *cough* brave guys and their antics.
-Ty

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