Stouthbound and His Zombies

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Stouthbound's Chance Bid
1/26/00 (?) : This log was submitted by Lorna, and is from the Goddess of Chance's point of view.
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Okk says, 'Stouthbound, word cannot describe the way I feel about this presentation'.
Tokugawa chuckles, evidently amused.

Stouthbound grins evilly at Okk.

Stouthbound says (in elven), 'I can tell by that sickly green color of your face how you feel'.

Stouthbound hugs Okk.

Okk says, 'However, I believe there is a way to communicate it...'.

Okk says, 'AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.

Tokugawa snickers softly.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Is this the entire audience?'.

Stouthbound snickers with Okk about their shared secret.

Stouthbound smiles happily.

The zombie smiles happily.
The zombie smiles happily.
The zombie smiles happily.

The zombie says (in elven), 'You left your red dress...some purple shoes...that silver comb that you never used...'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Ready folks?'.

Tokugawa nods.

The zombie says (in elven), 'A yellow robbon from your hair, baby your still everywhere...'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'First, some juggling!'.

The zombie juggles a chocolate bunny.
The zombie juggles a chocolate bunny.
The zombie juggles a chocolate bunny.

Tokugawa chuckles, evidently amused.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'and now, no more juggling'.

Kerouac grins wickedly.

Okk comforts Stouthbound.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Key of C boys, hit it'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Leaping from tree to tree!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'As they flow down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'With my best girl by my side!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'The Larch!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Larch!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Larch!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'The Pine!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Pine!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Pine!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'The Giant Redwood Tree!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Giant Redwood Tree!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Giant Redwood Tree!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'I sleep all night and I work all day.'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'He sleeps all night and he works all day.'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He sleeps all night and he works all day.'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He sleeps all night and he works all day.'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, honey,'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'don't you know that I love you?;say In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby,;#wait 500;order all say don't you know that I'll always be true?;#wait 500;say Oh,'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'don't you know that I love you?;say In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby,;#wait 500;order all say don't you know that I'll always be true?;#wait 500;say Oh,'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'don't you know that I love you?;say In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby,;#wait 500;order all say don't you know that I'll always be true?;#wait 500;say Oh,'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Oh, won't you come with me and'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'oh god no'.

Stouthbound groans loudly.

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You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!

Stouthbound grins evilly.

Kerouac comforts Stouthbound.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'When you feel safe'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'When you feel warm'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'When you feel warm'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'When you feel warm'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'That's when I rise;#wait 500;order all say Gliding on mist;#wait 1000;say Hardly a sound;#wait 500;order all say Bring the kiss;#wait 500;say That's when '.

The zombie says (in elven), 'Evils abou'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Evils abou'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Evils abou'.

Stouthbound grumbles.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'freakin zmud'.

Tokugawa snickers softly.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'DING DING DING goes the Trolley!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'CLANG CLANG CLANG goes the bell!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'CLANG CLANG CLANG goes the bell!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'CLANG CLANG CLANG goes the bell!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'heh, that one worked at least'.

If someone is logging this, get it to Cordir.

Stouthbound groans loudly.

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The Storytelling Amphitheater
[Exits: west]
You are in a small amphitheater. Several rows of curved marble benches
curl comfortably around a raised dais. The high ceiling and polished
stone walls are shaped to reflect the voice of the speaker at the dais,
letting them be heard throughout the room. An open archway to the west
leads out into a small courtyard.
(Purple Aura) Korran is here.
(Red Aura) Finstis is here.
Kerouac is resting here.
(Blue Aura) Tripper is here.
(Purple Aura) Tokugawa is here.
(Purple Aura) Okk is here.
(Charmed) (Red Aura) The rotting, animated corpse of a female elf drools on you.
(Charmed) (Red Aura) The rotting, animated corpse of an elven child drools on you.
(Charmed) (Red Aura) The rotting, animated corpse of an elven citizen drools on you.
(Red Aura) Stouthbound is here.

Now, this is history :)

Stouthbound says (in common), 'heh, please dont release this to the public hehe'.

Tokugawa chuckles at Stouthbound's joke.

Kerouac says (in common), 'heheh'.

Tokugawa says, 'oops, too late'.

You say, 'Do you want to try to make it work RIGHT and try again?'.

Tokugawa whistles a little tune to himself.

Okk says, 'Oh Stouthbound, we won't'.

Stouthbound nods in recognition to you.

Okk grins to himself. What IS he thinking about...?!
Tokugawa winks at Okk.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Give me a moment please'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'uh...intermission'.

Okk says, 'Tokugawa shall dance for us!'.

Kerouac stumbles around looking for concession stand.

Kerouac says (in common), 'yay toku!'.

The weapons vendor arrives from a puff of smoke.
Ok.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Ok, this'll work, but be slower, because I"ll actually type it this time :|'.

You say, 'woops.'.

Tokugawa coughs.

You say, 'wrong vendor.'.

The weapons vendor disappears in a mushroom cloud.
Ok.

Okk juggles the Blood of Life.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'alright, are we ready to try this again?'.

Kerouac nods.
Kerouac nods.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Leaping from tree to tree!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'With my best girl by my side'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'The Larch!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Larch!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Larch!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'The Pine!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Pine!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Pine!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'The Giant Redwood Tree!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Giant Redwood Tree!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Giant Redwood Tree!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'The Sequoia!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Sequoia!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'The Sequoia!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'The LIttle Whopping Rule Tree!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'We'd Sing! Sing!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'We'd Sing! Sing!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'We'd Sing! Sing!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'SIIIIIIIING!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'I sleep all night and I work all day.'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack and he's okay,'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack and he's okay,'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack and he's okay,'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'he sleeps all night and he works all day!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'he sleeps all night and he works all day!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'he sleeps all night and he works all day!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida honey,'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'Don't you know that I love you?'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Don't you know that I love you?'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Don't you know that I love you?'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida baby,'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'Don't you know that I'll always be true?'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Don't you know that I'll always be true?'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Don't you know that I'll always be true?'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Oh, wont you come with me and take my hand?'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'Oh, wont you come with me and walk this land??'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Oh, wont you come with me and walk this land??'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Oh, wont you come with me and walk this land??'.

Lorna tells the Immortals present: I want him to do the 23 minute version of In-a-gadda-da-vida

The zombie juggles a chocolate bunny.
The zombie juggles a chocolate bunny.
The zombie juggles a chocolate bunny.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'When you feel safe'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'When you feel waaaaarm'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'When you feel waaaaarm'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'When you feel waaaaarm'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Thats when I rise'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'Gliding on mist'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Gliding on mist'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Gliding on mist'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Hardly a sound'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'Bring the Kiss'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Bring the Kiss'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Bring the Kiss'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Thats when I crawl'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'Evils abound!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Evils abound!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Evils abound!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'OHH, I"m a lumberjack and I'm okay'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'I sleep all night and I work all day!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack and he's okay,'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack and he's okay,'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He's a lumberjack and he's okay,'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'He sleeps all night and he works all day!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He sleeps all night and he works all day!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'He sleeps all night and he works all day!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'Oh wont you come with me and take my hand?'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'Oh wont you come with me and walk this land?'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Oh wont you come with me and walk this land?'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'Oh wont you come with me and walk this land?'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'CLANG CLANG CLANG goes the trolley!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'DING DING DING goes the bell!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'DING DING DING goes the bell!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'DING DING DING goes the bell!'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'I dont know the rest of the words!'.

Kerouac laughs.

The zombie says (in elven), 'And you blew your first chance all to hell!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'And you blew your first chance all to hell!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'And you blew your first chance all to hell!'.

Stouthbound bows deeply.

The zombie bows deeply.
The zombie bows deeply.
The zombie bows deeply.

Okk comforts Stouthbound.

Kerouac claps at Stouthbound's performance.

Kerouac wipes a tear from his eye.

Tripper shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

Kerouac says (in common), 'beautiful man'.

You say, 'Technically, you failed to deliver on the bid.'.

Tripper shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

Kerouac pats Stouthbound on his back.

Stouthbound raises an eyebrow.

Okk claps at Stouthbound's performance.

You say, 'It was supposed to be those songs, AND one of your choosing.'.


Stouthbound scratches his head.

The zombie says (in elven), 'WE're MEN'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'WE're MEN'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'WE're MEN'.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'manly men!'.

The zombie says (in elven), 'We're men in tights!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'We're men in tights!'.
The zombie says (in elven), 'We're men in tights!'.

Kerouac throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Stouthbound says (in common), 'We roam around the forest looking for fights!'.

Tokugawa throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

The zombie says (in elven), '*swats at the air*'.
The zombie says (in elven), '*swats at the air*'.
The zombie says (in elven), '*swats at the air*'.

You say, 'ok.'.

Stouthbound grins evilly.

Stouthbound says (in common), 'not gonna let me finish that one? :}'.

You say, 'that'll do.'.

Stouthbound grins evilly.

You say, 'Ok, what do you propose for your prize?'.

Okk says, 'Rift!'.

Stouthbound smirks. (end log)