Sirak Proposes
Notes: This log would have been from 1996. It was late in the evening, on a weekend - I remember that much. Sirak came online and he was.. well.. Drunk. Things got a bit strange, very quickly. Sirak is the 'Someone' at the beginning of the log. He goes vis later. Notables present: Sirak, Borneo, Cordir, Gwyrdain and Molo.
Someone says 'how old is everyone here?'.
Someone raises an eyebrow.
Borneo says 'rl or char?'.
Someone says 'rl'.
You tell Gwyrdain 'I just returned from a sea trip..'.
Someone taps his foot impatiently.
Borneo says '24'.
You say 'My lord?'.
Someone nods in recognition to Borneo.
You say '27, sir.'.
Someone nudges you. What's his hurry?!
Someone says '27?'.
Gwyrdain tells you (in common) 'I hope it was a pleasant one?'.
Someone sits down and thinks deeply.
Someone says 'ok'.
You say 'Yes sir.'.
You say 'Well, 27 1/2'.
Someone says 'where the fuck is Nayr?'.
Borneo says 'Why do you ask?'.
Borneo chuckles, evidently amused.
You say 'Pardon, sir?'.
Gwyrdain tells you (in common) 'Hrmmm... excuse me but...'.
Someone says 'geez you guys are so slow'.
Gwyrdain tells you (in common) '*kiss*'.
Sirak coughs.
Borneo grins evilly.
You bow deeply.
Borneo curtseys gracefully to Sirak.
You say 'Good evening, sir..'.
Sirak nods.
You curtsey to him.
Sirak says 'where's nayr?'.
Borneo sits down and thinks deeply.
Gwyrdain tells you (in common) '*blink* Ok... sorry for the digresion'.
Someone says 'I know not my Lord'.
You say 'I know not, Great Lord Sirak..'.
Someone says 'I am on 6k though'.
Sirak slaps you across the face leaving a distinct stinging sensation.
You tell Gwyrdain 'Umm... gimme a minute, sir.'.
You grovel in the dirt.
Someone says 'beating on a smelly dwarf'.
Sirak says 'is Nayr there?'.
Someone shakes his head.
Sirak grits his teeth and fumes with rage.
Sirak says 'can't you see i've been drinking lich?'.
Sirak raises an eyebrow.
Sirak stares at Borneo, fuming with rage.
Cordir gently touches her cheek, and bows her head in shame.
Sirak says 'Cordir, will you marry me??'.
Sirak raises an eyebrow.
Cordir blinks.
Borneo feels left out.
Borneo smiles happily.
You say 'If that is Your wish, Lord.'.
Sirak says 'ok'.
Sirak says 'yes, i wish'.
Someone rolls his eyes.
Sirak taps his foot impatiently.
Sirak slaps someone across the face, leaving a red handprint.
Borneo snickers at her own evil thoughts.
Cordir kneels and trembles in Your presence.
Cordir bows her head.
Sirak says 'what? would you rather th e4th of july when i made you sheep lich?'.
Sirak slaps someone across the face, leaving a red handprint.
Cordir says softly, "I am not worthy, Lord Sirak... ad are You not already wed, my Lord?"
Sirak says 'i am not readt?'.
Sirak says 'how could i not be ready, i already am'.
Sirak rolls his eyes.
Borneo smirks.
Sirak grins evilly at Borneo.
Borneo grovels in the dirt before Sirak.
You say 'I said Wed, sir, not "ready"...'.
Your cheeks are burning
You grovel in the dirt.
Sirak says 'like i'm hearing anything'.
You say 'And, honestly, the Lady Darkmoon frightens me..'.
Sirak rolls his eyes.
Borneo says 'Yikes, gotta go afk for a sec'.
Sirak says 'she's nothing'.
You say 'I would not wish to anger her..'.
Sirak says 'compared to me'.
Sirak smirks.
Sirak says 'right?'.
You say 'Even still, lord, though She compares not to You, I am but mortal..'.
Sirak says 'where is nayr?'.
Sirak says 'why am i visible?'.
Sirak raises an eyebrow.
Sirak suddenly realizes his mistake and slaps himself.
Sirak says 'someonme cast spells on me'.
You say 'My Lord Sirak? You wish us to cast upon You?'.
c "improved invis" Sirak Sirak fades out of existence.
c fly Sirak Sirak’s feet rise off the ground.
Sirak says 'you cordir, and borneo are witnessing a rarity'.
Sirak says 'i'm home'.
Sirak says 'on the island'.
You say 'Milord Sirak, may I gaze at you?'.
Sirak nods in recognition to you.
Sirak wears the crest of the the great Lord Nash proudly on his chest. Sirak is in perfect health. Sirak is using: <used as light> (Red Aura) (Magical) A bright ball of reddish light <worn on finger> (Red Aura) (Magical) The Ring of Nash <worn on finger> (Red Aura) A silver ring <worn around neck> (Red Aura) (Magical) (Humming) The Scarab of Death <worn around neck> (Red Aura) A nut and bolt hanging from a black string <worn on body> (Red Aura) Black robes <worn on head> (Red Aura) The Crown of Skulldruggery <worn on legs> a heavy lead ball and titanium chain <worn on feet> (Red Aura) Lord Nash's old boots <worn on hands> (Red Aura) (Magical) The Tambourine of Doom <worn about body> (Red Aura) A dark red cloak <worn about waist> (Red Aura) A black rope belt <worn around wrist> (Red Aura) A silver bracelet <worn around wrist> (Red Aura) A black wristwatch <wielded> a pair of marimba mallets <wielded off-hand> a pair of marimba mallets <held> A HUGE picture of Evelyn Glennie <worn with pride> (Red Aura) (Magical) (Glowing) The Crest of Lord Nash <worn with pride> (Magical) (Glowing) (Humming) the Medallion of Godhood
Sirak thanks you heartily.
Sirak says 'hey lich?'.
You bow deeply.
Sirak slaps someone across the face, leaving a red handprint.
Sirak slaps someone across the face, leaving a red handprint.
You say 'My Lord Sirak...'.
Sirak says 'yes wench?'.
Sirak raises an eyebrow.
You say 'You might wish to know that a Crest of Nash'.
You say 'Has been stolen and is being held "hostage" by Noah..I have spoken to both Noah and his God.. '.
You say 'They refuse to return or sell the item..'.
You say 'Which was stolen from my beloved, Gwyrdain.'.
Sirak gasps in astonishment.
Sirak says 'gwyrdain'.
Sirak grits his teeth and fumes with rage.
You nod.
You say 'Yes, Lord.'.
Sirak says 'that rat bastard'.
Sirak grits his teeth and fumes with rage.
You say 'Noah had it on him, still, this evening, although the kill was made last week'.
You say 'He returned the entire corpse, with the ONE exception of the Nashite crest..'.
Sirak grits his teeth and fumes with rage.
You say 'Saying he hated Nash, and wanted to gift his god with it... but... he did not give it to his god.'..
You say 'And will not take any payment, though I offered him my life for it's return.'.
Sirak says 'he's a rat friggin' bastard, no?'.
Sirak sits down and thinks deeply.
Sirak raises an eyebrow.
You say 'He is, Lord Sirak, he is indeed.'.
Borneo curtseys gracefully.
Sirak says 'so will you marry me?'.
Sirak glares at Borneo.
Borneo apologizes for being absent.
You say 'If that is Your wish, Lord, though ... it would tear me from Gwyrdain, and he from I...'.
Sirak raises an eyebrow.
You say 'And I love him, truly.'.
Sirak says 'i meant borneo'.
Sirak slaps you across the face leaving a distinct stinging sensation.
Borneo grins evilly.
Borneo grovels in the dirt.
Cordir kneels and trembles in Your presence.
Cordir bows her head.
You nod.
Borneo would be most, most, honored.
Borneo curtseys gracefully.
Sirak says 'ver well then'.
Sirak says 'set a date so my wife can slaughter you'.
Sirak nods in recognition to Borneo.
Borneo says 'I shall'.
Sirak says 'you'd better'.
Sirak growls.
Borneo shall write the note before she sleeps tonight.
Sirak nods in recognition to Borneo.
You say 'My Lord Sirak... may I have your permission to go, sir?'.
Sirak nods in recognition to you.
Sirak says 'yeah, get the hell outta here'.
Sirak is really crazy now! he cackles at himself.
Cordir bows to her Lord, the Lich, and to Sirak.