Boyardee

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Boyardee
The Chef
Created October 1996
Restored: Sept 15, 2014
Race Human
Classes Warrior
Paladin
Mage
Thief
Followed Larry
Molo

Mud Contributions:

Current Description:

Written by Cordir:
A rather jovial man with a white chef hat stands before you, hefting a spatula in one hand, and a cooking spoon in the other. You wonder why he's grinning at you... A stained apron is bound about his plentiful middle, dark drops of blood slowly dripping from the ends of the tie cords. A strange logo appears in the center of the apron - a skeletal hand clutching a paper wrapped White Castle (tm) hamburger. Much changed from the days that he was Paladin and Assistant Chef to the God of Food and Drink, Larry, the gallant Gourmet still knows how work his way around a kitchen... or the fridge.

WHO lists:

Hum [      Paladin      ] Boyardee:Paladin of all good food far and wide.          December 25, 1996
Hum [      Paladin      ] Boyardee is battling his arch-enemy:Hunger!              February 23, 1997
Hum [      Paladin      ] Boyardee is going the distance                           March 27, 1997
Hum [      Paladin      ] Boyardee is baking Demon Bait Cookies                    November 1, 1997
Hum [    Ma:20 Wa:22    ] Boyardee is a Chef on a mission.                         January, 1999
Hum [    Wa:25 Ma:22    ] Boyardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!       June 21, 1999
Hum [    Wa:27 Ma:22    ] Boyardee, Black Knight of the Conclave                   August 27, 2000
Hum [    Ma:22 Wa:30    ] Boyardee, Black Knight of the Conclave.                  August 07, 2001
Hum [    Ma:26 Wa:30    ] Boyardee, Wizard of the Black Conclave.                  January 1, 2002
Hum [ Th: 7 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee, Fallen Knight of the Black Conclave.           January 1, 2003
Hum [ Th:14 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee, Fallen Knight of the Black Conclave.           January 11, 2004
Hum [ Th:26 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee, Fallen Knight of the Black Conclave.           January 14, 2005
Hum [ Th:29 Wa:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee, Fallen Knight of the Black Conclave            January 1, 2006
Hum [ Wa:30 Th:30 Ma:30 ] Boyardee was last here, travelling in circles.           September 15, 2014

Character History:


Chef On Chef: 11/18/2001

On Going Evil:
Boyardee says (in common), 'yeah, well, it was sort of a screw it, I quit move'.

On Hit Points:
Boyardee says (in common), 'I only had 650 as a level 30 paladin. I was the runt of the hp litter,heh'.

On Maldobar:
Boyardee says (in common), 'I actually subscribed to Maldobar's fan club...you remember that? His "I won't kill you if you give me money" scheme'. Well, I gave him 50k, big deal. But then I was just an Or:28 then with no spells'.

On Immortality:
Boyardee says (in common), 'it never really interested me though, being on that side of the curtain to be honest. Only thing I'd want to do is walk around the mud as an ambassador, see the sights'.

On Being Converted from Paladin to Ordained:
Boyardee says (in common), 'used to tell people that asked that I was the new Oracle class!'.

Trivia:

  • Boyardee was part of the group that assisted Cordir with her quest to be allowed to marry Deamhan An-Shalach: The Death of Three Brothers
  • Boyardee attended the wedding of Aslan T'Sarran and Talyn.
  • Boyardee attended the 2002 Illinois GT.
  • Boyardee was invited to take part in Kaern's assault on the Master's Tower in December of 1998.
  • Boyardee was specifically mentioned in the history of Moiraine Al'Stan.
  • Boyardee was specifically mentioned in the history of Natas.
  • Boyardee came to Palmer's "rescue" from a talking spider... until he learned it was Cordir's pet spider. Boyardee says (in common), 'In that case, carry on'.
  • Boyardee was one of the Grand Prize Winners of PezQuest 10, along with Mordith. "They earned a staggering 1140 points to take the prize. Close behind was Team Fate with 1120 points. Unfortunately, this was a winner take all Pez Quest, so Mordith and Boyardee received d the 1,048,000 gold jackpot, and Team Fate earned only the pride and recognition of having played very well."
  • Boyardee reguarly showed up in the Quotables, and he particularly enjoyed playing with Mish: ### INFO: Mish says, 'I'm sorry, Boyardee, but I can't find 'gillfens loot'.'. Mish says, 'I'm sorry, Boyardee, but I can't find 'my number. can i have yours?'.'.'.


Awards

Boyardee has earned the following awards:

  • Locator Journeyman Pin
    • Locator Novice Ribbon
    • Locator Neophyte Ribbon
  • Two-Bit Ribbon
    • Deuce Ribbon
    • Moon Ribbon
    • Septenary Ribbon
  • Ancients Badge
    • 15 Year Pin
    • 10 Year Pin
    • 5 Year Pin
    • 4 Year Ribbon
    • 3 Year Ribbon
    • 2 Year Ribbon
    • 1 Year Ribbon

Score: November 29, 1997

You are Boyardee: Knight of the White Castle,
361 years old (699 hours), created Sun Oct 26 97 18:04:53.
You live in Midgaard and your race is Human.
You are a level 27 Paladin.
You worship Larry, who appears to be OFFLINE
You have 639/639 hit, 205/241 mana, 324/324 movement, 73 practices.
You have 0 training sessions remaining.
You are carrying 27/35 items with weight 236/650 kg.
Str: MAX Int: TRN Wis: TRN Dex: MAX Con: TRN Chr: TRN
TRN = trainable, MAX = untrainable.
You are fairly unlucky.
You have scored 437932 exp (441535 total), and have 27890 gold coins.
You need 57241 exp for level 28.
Autoexit: yes. Autogold: yes. Autoloot: no. Autosac: no.
Wimpy set to 0 hit points.
You are hungry.
You are resting.
You are protected.
You are Good.
The linkdead combat command is set to:
<quaff recall>.
You are affected by:


Who Justified: November 29, 1997

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You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:50.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:45.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:42.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:38.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:35.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:32.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:29.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:25.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:22.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:19.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:16.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:11.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:41:08.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:49.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:46.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:43.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:39.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:36.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:33.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:29.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:26.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:23.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:20.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:17.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:11.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:08.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:05.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:40:02.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:39:58.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:39:55.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:39:34.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:39:30.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:39:00.
You (42) attacked by Kollen (24) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:38:52.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:11:28.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:11:25.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:11:22.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:11:18.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:11:13.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:11:10.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:11:06.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:11:03.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:10:59.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:10:54.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:10:51.
You (42) attacked by Daelin (60) on Sat Nov 29 97 23:10:28.
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Player Provided Information:

Cordir
06/01/2011
Just the sight of Boyardee logging in can still make me smile. He and I had many wonderful chats, sitting around talking about TFC history, and even an epic adventure or two. I really respected him. I was sad when he went Black Conclave but kind of understood why. Even Paladins can get tired of the odds sometimes.


Doc
01/09/2013
Chef and me were buds right off. We created near the same time, watched each others backs while leveling. He never got enough credit for the things he did - corpse retrievals, always going out of his way to be helpful. Back when he was in Food - There were several warriors that Larry had to choose from for Paladin, but I backed Boyardee. Larry had a bunch of people quest, but I would only help Chef. It broke my heart when he went Clave, though he would never attack me. He was a beast back then. All in all, just a good guy - and even the Black Conclave didn't change that... just his aura.


Personal Timeline:

October 11, 1996: Boyardee levels to Wa:3.
December 15, 2002: Boyardee is ranked 8th on the Punishers list.
April 27, 2003: Boyardee is ranked 16th on the Justified list, and 16th on the Oppressed list.
September 15, 2014: Boyardee is restored by Tynian.