Kale
Kale | |
THE BLOOD GNOME | |
Created | 5/23/2011 |
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Status | Active |
Race | GNOME |
Hometown | YOUR BACKYARD |
Classes | Shaman Warrior Thief |
Last Seen | When you least suspected it |
Followed | Rufus |
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Current Description:
Noticing your interest, Kale instantly hands you his marketing material!
**** G-TEAM ****
Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a bounty hunter for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a MoK jail cell to the Midgaard underground. Today, still wanted by the authorities, they survive as gnomes of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The G-Team.
Technical Abilities: Trained in art of lawn war, flower guarding, stare contests, gnomescaping and the drunken gyrocopter
Contact Information: 1-800-GNOME-PWR | #yardgnome | kale@gnomesRus.com
Kale's description for you RP types that just HAVE to know how awesome this gnome really is:
In one hand, Kale holds a reinforced Gnome-crete(TM) dagger and a magic lantern
powered by the sun in the other. A rhythmic release of steam is escaping from a
steam-powered sniper cannon strapped on Rambo-style. Typical of many Yard-Gnomes
of his vintage, Kale wears a pointy red hat while smoking a pipe. Apparently,
Kale just left the scene of a small accident as evidenced by the affixed patch
of kitty litter soaking up an oil stain on his left shoe. As a slight breeze
floats by, you notice the unmistakable smell of BRUT by Gnommen. A cologne that
is ALL the rage of height-challenged individuals and pushed by local hipsters
across the realm.
WHO Lists:
On 6/22/2011:
Gno [ Sh:18 Wa:12 Th:12 ] Kale THE BLOOD GNOME, THE ANTI-SWARF, *G-TEAM*
Character History:
Kale is a diminutive yard ornament molded by the advanced research of Gla'shorn's gnome-crete industry. His concrete form was magically animated during a tempest attack on Gla'shorn, an event likely concocted by sneaky dwarves jealous of Gnome-crete secrets.
While leading a retaliatory strike on the evil Dwarven Kingdom, Kale and his commando unit were framed for multi-killing Queen Sylette and sentenced to 3 days of record-keeping for the Magistrate. Rather than suffer the agony of paperwork, the team promptly broke out of their MoK jail by concealing their makeshift tunnel with monthly pinups of Miss PlayGnome.
Now called the G-TEAM, they are rumored to inhabit the Midgaard underground. As gnomes for hire, they take only adventures with the greatest odds and the highest rewards. While their unorthodox methods border on the ridiculous they are uncannily effective. Should you need help when no one else will, if you can find them then maybe you can hire the G-TEAM.
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