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farbaljak
[fahr-bawl-jak]
noun
1. one who is compared to, or likened to, Grunbura Farbaljak of The Grand Library.
Is the Unfinished Guardian a farbaljak?
2. one who has successfully killed Grunbura Farbaljak, especially after being killed by her on previous occasions
Sparhawk is the Farbaljak.
3. the boss, top dog, champ(ion), the alpha, the (wo)man, the shiznit
4. exceptionally intimidating or fearsome person
5. the one that does the killing around here, the one that gets things done
Usually preceded by "the" for emphasis.
(Also: farbaljack, farbaljacker)
Origin: Mid 2017;< lang. Common, adapted from the Slang word "fu*#$nfarbalsnothead," after Lexie's life-altering deadly run-in with Grunbura Farbaljak, a senior staff member at the Grand Library during its grand opening. Grunbura is a sancted arch-shaman of unknown massive level. Current description: "With her iron-gray hair pinned atop her head in a massive chignon and those wrinkle-wreathed, piercing gray eyes, Grunbura is more than a little intimidating. Short, even by dwarven standards, she is barely as tall as the average six year old human, but nearly three times as thick. While her hands may be small and her fingers as stubby as sausages, hers is a mind like an adamantium trap, catching hold of, retaining, and recalling the most minute details of every volume in the Library. She has proven to be an invaluable member of the Library staff, and despite her off-putting appearance, tends to win every after-hours riddle or song contest held amongst the team."
verb
farbaljak, farbaljak-s, farbaljak-ed, farbaljak-ing
6. to die at the hands of Grunbura Farbaljak, often repeatedly
Sycora was farbaljaked.
7. to obliterate, or completely lay waste to, someone or something in less than 20 seconds
If we have Samiyah in our group, we can farbaljak anything.
8. to leave one dumbfounded, dead, and/or naked
Justice (and Vern) farbaljaked Laujar the other day.
(Also: farbaljacked, farbaljacking)
interjection
9. (used to express extreme disgust, outrage, disappointment, or the like): Oh farbaljak! A hidden shoppie thief just stole 800k from me!!
adjective
farbaljak-ing, farbaljak'n
10. badass; distinctively tough or intimidating; inconceivable; unbelievable; of, or relating to, farbaljak
Zhou is a farbaljaking exp machine.
11. Slang. similar to f#*%k-ing
What a farbaljaking nightmare that scavenger quest was!
(Also: farbaljacking, farbaljack'n)
adverb
farbaljak-ingly
12. of, or referring to, farbaljaking; absolutely, without a doubt, entirely freaking insanely
The ghosts are farbaljakingly out of control, Thor!
(Also: farbaljackingly)
idiom
13. up farbaljak's creek, Slang. in a desperate or hopeless situation: You'd be up farbaljak's creek, if Nicholai didn't rescue you.
Related forms:
farbaljak-er (farbaljacker)
unfarbaljakingly (unfarbaljackingly)
re-farbaljak
out-farbaljak(ed)
Not to be confused with:
fahrvergnugen
applejacks
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